Little Back Porch Lady

:( tooooo nervous right now

May. 27th, 2012 - 7 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes

It took me forever to guess this. GOATEE.

Wow I am really depressing.

I want a hug and some chocolate

May. 27th, 2012 - 17 hours ago - Reblog - 1 Notes
Anonymous: pssshhh. fuck reality, make your own

I would like a reality where I could rationalize myself as more important than a random assortment of atoms.

May. 27th, 2012 - 17 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes
Anonymous: well shit nigga, thats deep!

It’s reality, though.

May. 27th, 2012 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 0 Notes
Anonymous: i understand that you are unhappy and angsty. i would like to help alleviate such... pains. would you care to explain whats troubling you darling?

1) I am too anxious to even function

2) I think I have realized the significance of the universe and the insignificance of myself in relation to it and it’s kind of destroying my perception of right/wrong.

May. 26th, 2012 - 18 hours ago - Reblog - 2 Notes

It’s widely accepted that suicide is a terrible tragedy because of the effect it has on your family and friends… It just occurs to me that this notion is usually explained by saying, “Think of how it will affect those around you!”

And I just think that if you do just that, you could also prove that suicide is arguably a positive thing based on the fact that you will cease to drain the world’s resources, making the amount of resources available for each individual a little bit larger.

So I don’t really know what the point of this post is. I think about this a lot.

May. 26th, 2012 - 20 hours ago - Reblog - 3 Notes

Is “I’m sorry but I had to listen to the last two minutes of The Crowing” an acceptable reason to be late for work?

May. 26th, 2012 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 5 Notes

I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state

(Source: mellowtune, via black-tie-event)

May. 25th, 2012 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 24300 Notes

microwavepizzaoven:

you will never ever hear me tell a woman to put her titties away 

May. 25th, 2012 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 28 Notes

yllis:

Me when i try to make  a friend 

(via fuckyeahselfloathing)

May. 25th, 2012 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 2774 Notes
Television: In the criminal justice system--
Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
May. 25th, 2012 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 32555 Notes
Anonymous: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol

Uwatmate

May. 25th, 2012 - 1 day ago - Reblog - 1 Notes